Kim Alexander Blog

So, what’s your book about? 0

So, what’s your book about?

Rhuun, the demon Prince of Eriis, has turned out to be something of a disappointment. He’s crap at magic, can’t fly, he can’t even shoot flames from his hands! Really, its no wonder he...

They call it Noisy Monday 0

They call it Noisy Monday

I was all set to revise the opening chapter of my book (for only the fourth time, but THIS TIME I MEAN IT) and got settled in. Cats on either side, check. Butt firmly...

Onion looking thoughtful, don't be fooled 2

I’m back!

Well, first of all, this is still going on:   Onion is now about 7 months old, and has completely taken over boyfriend duties. Last night at 3am he went for a full-on makeout...

Long-Ass week wrap up 0

Long-Ass week wrap up

First of all, we all had very elaborate and carefully laid plans to watch Ghost Shark last night, but somehow they never materialized. Personally I’m holding out for Sharknado: The Second One. (I hear...

We’ve got to get you to Jakarta! 3

We’ve got to get you to Jakarta!

I finally found something with all the fun of math, the spontaneity of chess, and the ease and the social cache of the Debate Club. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you board games! The...

Weekly wrapup, Olinguito Edition 0

Weekly wrapup, Olinguito Edition

I, for one, would like to be the first to welcome our new teddybear-cat overlords! Here’s some Olinguito poetry. Stephen Colbert teaches the world to sing. Seriously, watch this. Oh, you didn’t know Prince...

” A delightful urban fantasy with heart and humor! …Kim Alexander was also the narrator, and she did a perfect job! I am very impressed. She is as excellent at narrating her own book as Neil Gaiman and Bryan Cranston. Kim Alexander brings the story to life with vigor, humor, and great pacing.”
Heather, Audible Customer

“A unicorn walks into a bar….”

That is not a joke.

Look, I’m a bartender. I have nothing to do with the xenos. I don’t care if it’s an elf or a vampire – as long as they don’t bother me, I steer clear. I have my reasons – you can see them in the scars on my neck.

I never wanted to get involved. But my life changed for the second time when I saved the life of a unicorn. I made an enemy of something old – old and evil, and whatever it was, it’ll be back for another try. I also made a friend when I decided to help March. He’s only been a human man for a day. I’m responsible for him now. He’s my friend…and maybe something more. Maybe a lot more.

It doesn’t matter to me that he isn’t magical anymore. I don’t care if he’s not Pure.

But he does.

From best-selling author Kim Alexander comes a modern fairy tale of magic, love, and redemption.