Kim Alexander’s #RelationshipGoals
Spoilers, obviously, for stuff from the last century. Let’s get this out of the way. The first time I saw the movie The Piano, it was 1993 and I cried my eyes out because...
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Introduction to: Your Fellow Human
Your fellow humans! What do we know for sure? We can be certain they are aggressive, can attack without provocation, and should never be approached without proper training. Let’s look at some now. Excuse me,...
100% Fewer Dragons!
Ah, it seems like only yesterday when we didn’t know if Jon Snow was alive, Cersei hadn’t gone shopping in the Evil Queen department of Bloomingdale’s, and Bran wasn’t a completely useless nitwit. (That last...
Dancing Cats and other Thrillers
As you may have heard, my publisher Booktrope went out of business at the end of May. Ed Aymar and the lovely folks at ITW were kind enough to let me do some venting in...
How the Lox Doth Lie
I know I keep referencing my long, grim years in the radio mines, but you use what you know. The topic this week is deleted scenes. In radio, there are no such thing. I...
Summer Bucket List
Most people in Washington DC spend their summer trying to plot their escape. I am no different. My cats, on the other hand…
Do You Like Fruit?
Since we’re all talkin’ bout how fun and cool it is to be hit on by creepers, and how it’s a compliment and we ought to be grateful, honestly ladies, why can’t we just...
Intelligent Cat Tricks
Hello, hi, good afternoon citizens! Well, it’s been a while. When last we spoke, I was selling books on Amazon and basically rolling around like Scrooge McDuck in big heaps of that sweet publishing...
The Sand Prince is on sale!
Are you kidding me? The book that Stewartry said “It was so bloody damned good that I wanted to buy drinks for all the characters (except, you know, the truly horrible ones) and hug...
Everyone Needs a Chum!
I had a great time with the delightful Robert ‘Sharky’ Pruneda last week. Chumming With Sharky One of the things I always wondered (in my former incarnation as a broadcaster) was: what it would be...
” A delightful urban fantasy with heart and humor! …Kim Alexander was also the narrator, and she did a perfect job! I am very impressed. She is as excellent at narrating her own book as Neil Gaiman and Bryan Cranston. Kim Alexander brings the story to life with vigor, humor, and great pacing.”
Heather, Audible Customer
“A unicorn walks into a bar….”
That is not a joke.
Look, I’m a bartender. I have nothing to do with the xenos. I don’t care if it’s an elf or a vampire – as long as they don’t bother me, I steer clear. I have my reasons – you can see them in the scars on my neck.
I never wanted to get involved. But my life changed for the second time when I saved the life of a unicorn. I made an enemy of something old – old and evil, and whatever it was, it’ll be back for another try. I also made a friend when I decided to help March. He’s only been a human man for a day. I’m responsible for him now. He’s my friend…and maybe something more. Maybe a lot more.
It doesn’t matter to me that he isn’t magical anymore. I don’t care if he’s not Pure.
But he does.
From best-selling author Kim Alexander comes a modern fairy tale of magic, love, and redemption.